The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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Find Waldo

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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ability to run very fast without stopping forever

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to buy free things.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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the power to sh*t brix at will!

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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Immunity to medication

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!