The power to become annoyed by annoying people

Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

The power to be blind

The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

The power to pee standing up

The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

The power to laugh while laughing.

The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

The power to draw a perfect circle

The power to find spare change in the sofa

The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

the power to see through glass

Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

The power to come up with pointless superpowers on a website about pointless superpowers.

Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!