The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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the power to get blood clots

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to kill yourself

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!