The power to talk to dust

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

The power to liquify yourself.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

the power to have a power.

The power to fart 5 times bigger

The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

the power to hear a dog whistle

The Power to bite your own ear.

The power to run people over with a tractor.

The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

The ability to shrink your penis

The power to produce sweat when hot.

The power to walk through air.

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the power to be phone

the power to get blood clots

The ability to fart inwards.

The power to be a dick.

the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

Liam Brudenell

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!