the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to be -100% faster...

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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The power to only tell the truth

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!