The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

The ability to teleport instantly to your current location.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

The super pow.er to die at will

The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

To call me maybe

The power to kill any one of your direct ancestors back in time.

The power to repel women.

THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

The power to exist

The power to reed a platypus mind.

The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!