The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the power to bi ugly

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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the power of the succulent game

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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Balls.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!