The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to do nothing

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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Endless falling....

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to be born.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!