The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!