The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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the power to not have power

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to go through open windows

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the power to glow in the light

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!