The power to shit brix

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!