The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to live through torture.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!