the power to not have power

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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The power to buy free things.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to go through open windows

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the power to glow in the light

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to move things by 1cm with your mind.l

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The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

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The power to look into cheese.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to be blind

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!