The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to predict the past.

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

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the power to get STD's

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to detach you`re penis and use it as a throwing weapon... to late you discover its not possible to attach it back :(

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!