the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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Asexual reproduction.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power for everyone to believe you, but only if you are telling the truth.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to wipe ur ass without the need of toilet paper

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the power to always hug people

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to be buried at sea

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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The power to shit brix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!