The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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Aweonao

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to shit brix

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the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!