The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to commit suicide.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to shit in your eye

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!