The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to encounter an internal server error

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!