The power to breath while under a container of water

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to repel women.

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The power to see through pastry..

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to type in Comic Sans.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to lose the remote.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!