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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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the power to see through windows

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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The power to see into the present

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to die

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the power to permanently change your name to Graham

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to give yourself cancer

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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Power to find things in the last place you look.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!