The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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Being a Spice Girl

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to speak brail.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to die at will

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to walk as fast as a tortoise, but only when its raining..

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the power to make music for deaf people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!