The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to turn a bear into a gopher.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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The power to stop time for 1 second

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The ability to turn chips back into potatoes

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifed blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents cars busses planes vehicles trucks lightning electricity meteors bombs rockets drugs addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys any sort of animal heat radio active waves radiation humans air pollution baseball bats food poisoning and insects.

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The ability to sense a crime has been committed, but only after the criminal has already been caught and safely locked away in jail.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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i like pie.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to attract bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!