The power to have a small penis

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I can talk to fish.... They don't have a lot to say

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the power to pee on command

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wast your time on the computer

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to have a power

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The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!