the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to not finish your....

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the power to understand what kate bush is singing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!