power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the power to fail any test you want

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The ability to break the fourth wall. Thank you for reading this pointless super power, please like it.

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The power to single handily tear one sheet of toilet paper from the roll

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The power to produce up to 20 gummy bears at once through the process of budding

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The power to give yourself cancer

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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the ability to know what the F#CK gotsie is. WHAT THE FU-

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!