The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to use windows 10.

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to take your groceries from your car to your house in two trips or less.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

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the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The power to pee out blue

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to see every rainbow in double rainbow.

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The power to see through horses

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!