The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to be superman on a planet without a sun

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The super power to do something pointless when you can be doing something pointless

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!