Dejavu

The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

The power to die at will.

the power... to read this

the power to end sentences with prepositions.

the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

the ability to be 2Pac the day he got shot

The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

The power to walk into Mordor.

The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

The power spite flower

The power to have no powers!

The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

The power of having the highest rated comment

beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

The power to die at will

Th power to be telepathetic

The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!