The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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the power to fart at the worst moments

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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the power to have a power.

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The power to spontaneously poop every time you see a sheep.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to only see glass.

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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the power to see through windows.;.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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Dejavu

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to die at will.

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the power... to read this

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!