The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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the power to not have a power

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to be invincible when you cannot get hurt

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to orgasm every five.. UGGHOOOAAHAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!