The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to see the future while you sleep. Side effects: insomnia

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to turn freshwater into saltwater

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to have all the powers written in here

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The power to breathe but only when your dead uncle breathes

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power to have no power at all

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The power to change the colour of your right index finger

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th eability to have sex with anyone in the world but have to have sex with rosie o'donnell first

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the power die if you think.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to get any car you want but once it runs out of gas you have to get a new one and can not be the same model.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!