The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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the power to lick your own tongue

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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The ability to draw a perfect circle.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hearu

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The power to change to justin biber

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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The power to hurt your enemies but feel their pain

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The power to not finish your....

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The power to know what you would look like if you were ugly.

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the power to write comic books

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!