The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

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The power to write about power.

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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I am derpin the erp to derp the derp the erp o o o o yeah derp frika frika frika derp derp derp

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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to perpetually yawn.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!