- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to crap out acid once every month.

the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

The power to speak in cursive

The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

the ability to die once you have died

having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

the power to not have power

The power to travel back in time! But only 10 seconds. But only every 10 seconds. And you have to do the exact same thing or the universe will explode.

The power to to do the boogy dance when ants go up your pants.

The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

The power to fap 10x as fast as an elephant.

The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

The power to levitate mustard.

The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

The power to invent a secret language that everyone understand

The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

Pointless Super Powers