The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to come back to life but only after u die

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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the power to eat a ridiculous amount of bagels

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The power to shoot spiderwebs but only out of your fully erect dick

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!