- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

The power to have children at will.

The power to tickle your own feet.

the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

power to be an alcohoic

the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

the power to hear whats going on in your ear

The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

The power to have every type of phobia in existence.

The power to have a pointless power.

The power to withstand camel rape.

Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

The power to have the longest little finger

the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

the power to fly but only upward

The power to kill yourself with your mind.

Pointless Super Powers