The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power for electronics to slowly deteriorate and completely break in just 6 months

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The power to always have the exact amount of money in your pocket when buying something, but then drop and lose a dime when the money over.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to get hungry when looking at exotic animals.

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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the power to have no one read this post

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The ability to turn into a hipster at will.

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to instantly kill yourself

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The power to make toast but only when it has bread in it and it's turned on.

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!