the power die if you think.

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The power to magically summon a knife at a gunfight. Moral: "A knife in a gunfight is pretty good when the guns run out of ammo"

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The ability to shrink your penis

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The power to make broccoli turn purple and give it eyes

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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the power to make hate films against Islam... theres no space for bigots and jerks on this Earth.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to die on command

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to state the obvious.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!