the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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Th powr to typ th 5th lttr.

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The ability to scull down endless amounts of softdrink without vomiting

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The Power To Have Lazer Eyes Everytime You Sleep.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to make anyone even on live tv such as news or sports to explosively crap their pants.

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!