The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to teleport to the place of where you are

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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ability to smack the crap out of austin calhounh and laugh at him

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power of not knowing the future

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!