the power of make your leg invisible

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The power to know all knowlege for any exam in the world, but forget it during the examination.

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The power to turn your bones into molten lead.

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The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to reed a platypus mind.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to wear crocs.

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

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The uncontrollable power to teleport to the places you don't want to be and every time this happens... a random fat guy barfs on you

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!