The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to die

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to be happy whenever you want, but only at funerals

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Black power

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to fly but only about 5 feet above the grove, and only after you fart

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to believe that Mac Donalds burgers look exactly like the pictures that advertise them.

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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Reverse Pooping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!