The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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Super strength, but when nobody is watching, (including you)

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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The power to move the entire universe a few centimeters

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The ability to yell through your nose

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to see things clearly 10 Km away but not see anything closer than that

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The ability to be in fashion.

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!