tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The Power of cheese

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!