The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to turn any department store into a Londis.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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The power of creating poop.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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The power to kill yourself.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to be HUMAN

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!