The super power to control paper.

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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The power to do flaming flying kicks by yelling CAPTAIN FEET!

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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the power to say candlejack and li

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!