The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power to do something when you do it.

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to move through light at the speed of time

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to catch em all

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!