The power to give yourself cancer

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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KeemStar

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The ability 2 fast forward cox on demand

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to transform into yourself

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to see through bones.

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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The power to give your wife rights

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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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Everything you touch turns into piles of steaming shit.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!