the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to write a country song

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!