The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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The power to misspell things when doing a captcha

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to not exist.

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The ability to put your whole foot in your mouth.

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the power to fail at everything you

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to see everything BUT u have to be blind Or the powaaaaaa.... srry anyway the power to hear every damn thing but u have to def Congrats : u lost one of your senses for nothing at all have fun but I'm not talking to the blind 1 cause u know he can't see Wat I posted@_@

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to have the confidence to ask anyone out but always get rejected.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!