The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to be able to get a key for a door on that does not even exist every 6 weeks

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to see forever

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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THE power to get stoned withouten using drugs, but only when your in class.

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The ability to fart like a zombie.

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the power to fly for 2-6 seconds only when every apple product in arizona is at 100% battery level

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to walk through a unlocked door.

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The power to like this power

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The power to ma-FUK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSY

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!