The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to stop global warming on the planet Neptune.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to have sex whenever you want, but only with Rosie O'Donnell

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power of knowing only sign language but you are blind.

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the power to write only the letter R

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!