The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to bleed on command

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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the ability to Sh!t while running at full speed

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to teleport to any place in the universe, but only if it is currently occupied by something else

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The power to not exist.

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the power to fail at everything you

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!