The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

The power to teleport yourself to the nearest exit location.

The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

ability to say a new letter anywone can say that

Being a Spice Girl

Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

the power to phaze through everything against your will


The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

The power to die at will.

The power to be Helen Keller at will.

The power to always smell like cheep wine.

the power to always hug people

The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!