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The power to sign every comment - Some douche (Scott?)
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The ability to fly but your hand have to touch the earth
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The power to die whenever you fall asleep
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The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!
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The ability to see through invisibility.
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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.
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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.
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Balls.
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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old
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the power to count from A to purple
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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.
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All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water
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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.
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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.
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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B
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The power to become attractive to women. but only when your with elderly people and Sarah Palin.
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The power to make dead batteries appear.
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The power to tolerate the excistance of Richard Davison
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The power to smell water.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!