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The power to make jokes about death while performing dangerous surgery or defusing a bomb

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The ability to know all the cheats/hacks for Half-Life 3.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to transform every book, note or image on the television into illegal child porn simply by being near them.

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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people

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The ability to have no abilities.

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!