the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

Harnessing Homoeopathic wisdom.

The power to look TV

The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .


The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

The power to control the weather, but only in space

being abel to turn off your thinking (not back on)

The ability to not come back to life when you die.

the power to always hug people

The power to be on mars. Not survive, not go between mars and earth. You could just instantaneously be on mars, then probably die.

The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!