- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

The power to change your mind

The ability to always wake up in time but never fall asleep in time.

The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

The power to remember memories that you have forgotten, but only for 82 milliseconds, and then you forget them again.

The Power to realize the Chuck Norris is overrated, not funny, not that strong, old, over used and anyone who tells a Chuck Norris joke is not funny and never will be, has no future as a comedian or any future at all and will die having not accomplished anything in life.

The power to get hard at will.

the power to convert oxygen and glucose to water and carbon dioxide every time you breathe.

The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

The power to speak in cursive

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

The ability to talk to bacteria

The power to hatch from an egg

The power to ride a camel when slapping a donkeys butt cheeks

The power to cheat on your wife with your wife only if shes on her period

Pointless Super Powers