the ability to shit active helicopters >o

The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

The power to make light.....with a flashlight

to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

the power to smell like ham

The power to turn wine into water

The power to have super-sweaty hands

The power to kick a kid in the balls.

The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

The power to simply walk into mordor.

The power to obtain money, by going to work

The ability to watch movies in 1D

The power to autocorrect your mom.

the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

The power to get an erection watching gay porn

The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!